pityfriend:

wait??? both you and myself have genitals??? well we need to find a way to celebrate immediately 

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

flamebroiler:

when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries

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afriiican:

*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*

therealhamster:

no really i need to know

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan